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"phoe nix" said sherlokc using his most seductvie voice "we should have sex rigHT N OW." "I OBJECT" phoenix cried he was afra id but also turned on. "no you don't" sadi sherlock who wa really benedict cumberbath and he madE THE CHEEKBONES and then they had zex

step aside, James Joyce

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  • ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ:what is your favorite animal? I like birds of all kinds, but if I had to pick like a top three, penguins, peacocks, and owls.
  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻:what are your thoughts on school? I like it, but I know that that’s because I happen to thrive the way the system is set up. I do think the school system needs a drastic overhaul, or at least more authority figures who care.
  • (☞゚∀゚)☞:would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe? Bunny hugs!